katherine harris in history

Katherine Harris In History

Its not often that a marginally successful person gets to have more

than one big lie moment in their life. Those are usually reserved for

the fully successful people.

Of course, Katherine Harris managed to declare the man who belonged to

her Party, President (and the brother of the Governor of her state) --

of course it helped to throw out the votes of about 20,000 black

people, but you know if you cannot lie big, why lie at all?

Now Ms. Harris, for some reason pulled this whopper out of her ass

while, in all places, Carmel, Indiana:

She told the audience that while in the Midwest recently, the mayor

told her about a plot in Carmel and how a man of Middle Eastern

heritage had been arrested and hundreds of pounds of explosives

were found in his home.

"He had plans to blow up the area's entire power grid," she said,

according to the newspaper.

Naturally, this was a complete and utter lie.

Of course Katherine Harris used to look like this:

Now she looks like this:

Clearly honesty (and vaseline on lenses) is her policy.

There has been a Ms. Harris quite often in history -- and amazingly

enough, there's always been a "CNN's Kelli Arena" to interview them.

Kiev, 1906

KELLI: Judy, sources have confirmed that they have obtained

detailed records, a "master plan" is what they told me of the "vast

Jewish international conspiracy comprised of both bankers and the

drinkers of children's blood". These individuals are determined to

undermine the stability of the international order, as well as the

Romanov Government itself. This is that book right here in my hand.

With me is Deputy Director of Motherland Security, Katerina

Harrisova. Madame Harrisova can you update us on the situation?

KH: Yes, Kelly, this morning I was talking to the Mayor of

Smolensk, and he informed me that the international zionists were

planning on destroying the city's large beet deposits, which, as

you know, power the peasant grid throughout the Southern corridor

of the country. Obviously, this is a very dangerous situation.

JUDY: Kelli? Kelli, this is Judy Woodrovskiya here in St.

Petersburg. Kelli, some of the critics of the Romanov government,

in particular known-international criminal Howard Deanovich assert

that this information seems suspicious and just like last year when

the Romanov Government was in trouble, they assert there is danger

from Jews. Deanovich has claimed that this "master plan" as you

call it was actually written nearly a decade ago and that the

evidence within it is not credible. Can the two of you discuss that

for a moment.

KELLI: Sure, Judi Alhuntswifeovich. I can tell you that my sources

within the Romanov Administration were asked by me about that and

those insider responses say that: First, the information is more

recent than that and that plans for attacking various produce

storage bins and Christian Orphanages were found upon notes in a

Torah upon the Battleship Potemkin in the last several months.

However, they said they could tell me no more than that for matters

of Orthodox Security. Ms. Harrisova can you tell us any more?

KH: Well Kelli, the Department of Motherland Security DOES NOT PLAY

POLITICS! The statements of Mr. Deanovich are clearly an attempt to

coddle these Jewish Swine and ignore the fact that but for the Holy

Blessing of God upon our most righteous and blessed Czar Nicholas,

such evidence would never be uncovered. The finding and use of

these documents and their availability to the public is an

indication of how great and benevolent a leader our blessed Czar

is, while Dr. Deanovich would coddle these Jews and refuse to take

offensive against them through sham trials and pogroms. Why does

Dr. Deanovich hate the blood libel? Thanks to the Leadership of the

Czar, the RUSSIAN PEOPLE ARE SAFER, even though the Jewish Cabal is

more dangerous than ever!

KELLI: Ms. Harrisova, have you at the Motherland Security

Department made any changes or recommendations to the people?

KH: Yes, Kelli Makeitupoutofyourassovich, we at the Motherland

Security Department have declared Condition oranzhevyj [Ed:

Orange-ovich] and as you know that means that we go on the

OFFENSIVE and encourage our citizens to get out their pitchforks

and torches and march upon the Jewish Community of your choice and

do what you can to diminish this threat. Oh, and don't break the

nice stuff.

KELLI: Thank you Ms. Harrisova, back to you, Judy